All right. Happy Monday, everyone. I’m sorry. He may not be Jack Kennedy. He’s better – a jacked Kennedy.
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Oh, yeah. Oh, man. Yeah. Almost as ripped as me. That’s obviously the democratic presidential hopeful RFK Jr. looking less like a politician and more like the king of late night.
Over the weekend, he posted this video with the caption “Getting in shape for my debates with President Biden.” Meanwhile, here’s Biden getting ready for the same debates.
So you get it. RFK Jr. is indeed different. He’s the most muscular Kennedy family member since Arnold bench-pressed the maid. Anyway, RFK Junior’s almost 70, which shows you that people age differently. Some look like this at 70 and some look like this at any age.
But RFK comes at a time when America needs it most. We’re bouncing back from the pandemic, and we do mean bouncing. The average American who gained weight during the pandemic gained roughly 29 pounds during the lockdowns. I couldn’t believe that number either until I realized who threw off the average. But I know 29 pounds, or, as they call it in Europe, two and a half Kat Timpfs.
But RFK Jr tweeted that as president he’ll push us to exercise who eat well and fortify our immune system, which sounds hopeless and terrible. Let’s face it, we’re a fat country. We love it.
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RFK Jr is smart. He’s not trashing Biden’s health, but filming his workouts that allow you to trash him yourself by making the comparison between Captain Ripped and the old fella currently putting socks over his shoes. And he’s also questioning many of the Democratic orthodoxies, which is why he has more enemies than Andrew Cuomo at a nursing home.
Just days after RFK did a podcast with Joe Rogan where he voiced his views on the vaccine, a camera chasing M.D. named Dr. Hotez attacked them, both, calling the podcast “misinformation, nonsense and just awful.” He said this, you know, because he’s an expert in health.